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Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Teen Wolf 3.22 Recap “Afterbirth"

Previously on Teen Wolf, Kira’s mom is a total 900-year old cougar who summoned the nogitsune to get revenge on scumbag white people. Surprise, Jeff Davis manages to blame the season’s Big Bad on a woman yet again.  The nogitsune is actually a fly, buried under the Nemeton, and was woken up when Allison, Scott and Stiles took their weird ice bath voodoo schtick.  The Sheriff, Derek, Chris and Allison track down Stiles, only to find him in Derek’s loft, as fear-boner inducing as always.

Stiles is standing in the middle of Derek’s Spartan loft (seriously, there is no furniture where does he sleep. Is his loft just a place for angsty push-ups or teen ragers?), when Sheriff Stilinski approaches him, holding out handcuffs. If Stiles is still in there, the Sheriff is totes sure he’ll put on the cuffs for everyone’s safety. Stiles agrees, and allows his dad to cuff him. Syke.  Stiles gets real strong real fast, and breaks free. Everyone else shows up, and tries to attack him individually. And now, the long-awaited Sterek scene of the season, wherein Stiles lovingly  kicks Derek’s ass. I was hoping for at least some light groping as he tossed him into the wall.