Once Upon a Time season 3, episode 13 recap: Witch Hunt

Our full recap of tonight's all new Once Upon a Time episode, "Witch Hunt".

ONE YEAR AGO - ENCHANTED FOREST

The Wicked Witch is happily settling in Regina's castle, as she goes through Regina's jewelry and even her clothes. Beyond the borders of the protection spell, Regina suggests they use the tunnels underneath the castle to get inside. A flying monkey attacks again,  and Regina saves Robin Hood's son by turning the monkey into a stuff toy. A cute moment.

Once Upon a Time season 3, episode 12 recap: The Savior Returns

OUAT is finally back after 4 months of waiting, and this time there are more twists and turns! I thought this was a fantastic episode, and though there were some questionable and timey whimey scenes, the episode was still very well-written and at par with its normal standards. The twists and turns still seemed more rational rather than absurd. I also especially loved the character interactions and development on this episode.

PRESENT - OUR WORLD

Emma and Henry are leading normal lives in New York. They don't remember ANYTHING about their past, but they seem pretty happy about it. Emma is on a date with this seemingly regular and normal guy named Walsh. He seems like the perfect guy for Emma Swan and for Henry, who he gets along with. He takes Emma to the restaurant of their first date and preps to pop the question. 

Suits 3.11 "Buried Secrets"

Suits 3.11 Buried Secrets

The mid-season premiere of Suits picks up right where we left off with the summer finale. It’s set the morning after, where everyone seems to be stable and happy – for now.

The episode opens with a gratuitous upshot of Rachel’s legs. She and Mike are finally happy and in love, and they decide to move in together, in the apartment Mike bought for his dead grandma. It’s all super cute and everything, and their banter is especially adorable when Rachel rightfully disses Mike’s fugly furniture.

On the other side of New York, Harvey and Scottie DTR. Harvey wants Scottie in his life, and they discuss relationship using adorable breakfast metaphors and making out. Barely 4 minutes into the episode, and like a truckload of making out. Harvey figures that the only way to keep Scottie is to offer her a job at Pearson-Hardman  Darby Specter, without consulting reigning HBIC, Jessica Pearson.

Glee Recap 5.10 "One Three Hill"

This week's episode of Glee begins with Schuester and Bambi copulating in the faculty bathroom when Becky walks in on them after she hears loud thrashing. Quite a disturbing way to start an episode. The two are summoned to Sue's office and they admit to having sex all over the school - EW just EW. Bambi claims that there are windows of time where fertilization is most likely (whatever that is) and they apparently come by during any time so now is the best time to do the deed so they could finally conceive. Of course Becky is permanently scarred, like the rest of us. Sue's face when she finds out they're trying to get pregnant just embodies all my thoughts about this storyline. 

"Oh God. Why?" she whispers. Definitely one of my favorite quotes of this episode is when Sue says that she understands that pheromones could cause some women to want to copulate with "man children with butt chins who befriends teenagers and can't rap." Shining moment of this episode and pretty much articulates how I feel about Bambi/Buttchin wanting to procreate. Emma then mentions that she only needs to put her feet up on the table as they had a "successful emission" and that's it, I'm out! That is by far the most disturbing thing on this show after Sam's face and that horrible Christmas episode, and that is saying a lot. 

Teen Wolf Recap 3.21 “How I Met Your Nogitsune”

Teen Wolf Recap 3.21 “How I Met Your Nogitsune”

Teen Wolf this week is basically really long, really convoluted history porn. Although this episode is ways off from the quality of earlier ones like ‘Riddled’, granted it’s a huge improvement from last week’s sexy mental hospital debacle, the only redeeming quality of which was Dylan O’Brien’s butt in sweatpants. Sexy WWII detainment camp works much better.

The episode opens in 1943, with two dudebro soldiers cracking riddles while getting rid of dead bodies. Classing bonding moment. The Nogitsune pulls a Jesus and rises up from the pile of dead bodies, shoots one dudebro, and kills the other by ripping off his head. That’s one way to start an episode.

“What has a neck, but no head? LOL.”

TV Sweet Potatoes KICK OFF POST

TV Sweet Potatoes is an imprint of Geeky Chiquitas, a brand of blogs founded by me, composed of the GCQ main blog (a book blog) and now the newly launched TV blog, TV Sweet Potatoes! :)

I recruited my sister, Jami, who is a big TV junkie, to create this blog with me, and post awesome TV shiz.

We decided to make this blog as we realized how affected we are about our shows that it's about time we actually wrote about them.

So what to expect on this blog?

Basically: FEELS.

A lot of sad happy angry feels. We will flail and we will cry and there will be a lot of rants and some sarcasm and maybe a few sweet potatoes as well

Oh and of course, we'll post RECAPS and SCREENCAPS and REVIEWS. Forgot to mention that.

Shows to watch out for: Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Teen Wolf, How I Met Your Mother, Parks and Rec, Community, Game of Thrones, Orphan Black, Glee and more!!!

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