Teen Wolf 3.22 Recap “Afterbirth"

Previously on Teen Wolf, Kira’s mom is a total 900-year old cougar who summoned the nogitsune to get revenge on scumbag white people. Surprise, Jeff Davis manages to blame the season’s Big Bad on a woman yet again.  The nogitsune is actually a fly, buried under the Nemeton, and was woken up when Allison, Scott and Stiles took their weird ice bath voodoo schtick.  The Sheriff, Derek, Chris and Allison track down Stiles, only to find him in Derek’s loft, as fear-boner inducing as always.

Stiles is standing in the middle of Derek’s Spartan loft (seriously, there is no furniture where does he sleep. Is his loft just a place for angsty push-ups or teen ragers?), when Sheriff Stilinski approaches him, holding out handcuffs. If Stiles is still in there, the Sheriff is totes sure he’ll put on the cuffs for everyone’s safety. Stiles agrees, and allows his dad to cuff him. Syke.  Stiles gets real strong real fast, and breaks free. Everyone else shows up, and tries to attack him individually. And now, the long-awaited Sterek scene of the season, wherein Stiles lovingly  kicks Derek’s ass. I was hoping for at least some light groping as he tossed him into the wall.

Suits 3.11 "Buried Secrets"

Suits 3.11 Buried Secrets

The mid-season premiere of Suits picks up right where we left off with the summer finale. It’s set the morning after, where everyone seems to be stable and happy – for now.

The episode opens with a gratuitous upshot of Rachel’s legs. She and Mike are finally happy and in love, and they decide to move in together, in the apartment Mike bought for his dead grandma. It’s all super cute and everything, and their banter is especially adorable when Rachel rightfully disses Mike’s fugly furniture.

On the other side of New York, Harvey and Scottie DTR. Harvey wants Scottie in his life, and they discuss relationship using adorable breakfast metaphors and making out. Barely 4 minutes into the episode, and like a truckload of making out. Harvey figures that the only way to keep Scottie is to offer her a job at Pearson-Hardman  Darby Specter, without consulting reigning HBIC, Jessica Pearson.

Glee Recap 5.10 "One Three Hill"

This week's episode of Glee begins with Schuester and Bambi copulating in the faculty bathroom when Becky walks in on them after she hears loud thrashing. Quite a disturbing way to start an episode. The two are summoned to Sue's office and they admit to having sex all over the school - EW just EW. Bambi claims that there are windows of time where fertilization is most likely (whatever that is) and they apparently come by during any time so now is the best time to do the deed so they could finally conceive. Of course Becky is permanently scarred, like the rest of us. Sue's face when she finds out they're trying to get pregnant just embodies all my thoughts about this storyline. 

"Oh God. Why?" she whispers. Definitely one of my favorite quotes of this episode is when Sue says that she understands that pheromones could cause some women to want to copulate with "man children with butt chins who befriends teenagers and can't rap." Shining moment of this episode and pretty much articulates how I feel about Bambi/Buttchin wanting to procreate. Emma then mentions that she only needs to put her feet up on the table as they had a "successful emission" and that's it, I'm out! That is by far the most disturbing thing on this show after Sam's face and that horrible Christmas episode, and that is saying a lot. 

Teen Wolf Recap 3.21 “How I Met Your Nogitsune”

Teen Wolf Recap 3.21 “How I Met Your Nogitsune”

Teen Wolf this week is basically really long, really convoluted history porn. Although this episode is ways off from the quality of earlier ones like ‘Riddled’, granted it’s a huge improvement from last week’s sexy mental hospital debacle, the only redeeming quality of which was Dylan O’Brien’s butt in sweatpants. Sexy WWII detainment camp works much better.

The episode opens in 1943, with two dudebro soldiers cracking riddles while getting rid of dead bodies. Classing bonding moment. The Nogitsune pulls a Jesus and rises up from the pile of dead bodies, shoots one dudebro, and kills the other by ripping off his head. That’s one way to start an episode.

“What has a neck, but no head? LOL.”

TV Sweet Potatoes KICK OFF POST

TV Sweet Potatoes is an imprint of Geeky Chiquitas, a brand of blogs founded by me, composed of the GCQ main blog (a book blog) and now the newly launched TV blog, TV Sweet Potatoes! :)

I recruited my sister, Jami, who is a big TV junkie, to create this blog with me, and post awesome TV shiz.

We decided to make this blog as we realized how affected we are about our shows that it's about time we actually wrote about them.

So what to expect on this blog?

Basically: FEELS.

A lot of sad happy angry feels. We will flail and we will cry and there will be a lot of rants and some sarcasm and maybe a few sweet potatoes as well

Oh and of course, we'll post RECAPS and SCREENCAPS and REVIEWS. Forgot to mention that.

Shows to watch out for: Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Teen Wolf, How I Met Your Mother, Parks and Rec, Community, Game of Thrones, Orphan Black, Glee and more!!!

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