This
week's episode of Glee begins with Schuester and Bambi copulating in the
faculty bathroom when Becky walks in on them after she hears loud thrashing. Quite
a disturbing way to start an episode. The two are summoned to Sue's office and
they admit to having sex all over the school - EW just EW. Bambi claims that
there are windows of time where fertilization is most likely (whatever that is)
and they apparently come by during any time so now is the best time to do the
deed so they could finally conceive. Of course Becky is permanently scarred,
like the rest of us. Sue's face when she finds out they're trying to get
pregnant just embodies all my thoughts about this storyline.
"Oh God.
Why?" she whispers. Definitely one of my favorite quotes of this episode
is when Sue says that she understands that pheromones could cause some women to
want to copulate with "man children with butt chins who befriends teenagers
and can't rap." Shining moment of this episode and pretty much articulates
how I feel about Bambi/Buttchin wanting to procreate. Emma then mentions that she only needs to put
her feet up on the table as they had a "successful emission" and
that's it, I'm out! That is by far the most disturbing thing on this show after
Sam's face and that horrible Christmas episode, and that is saying a lot.