tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-70852898829616295212024-03-05T03:44:43.957-08:00TV Sweet Potatoesa Geeky Chiquitas blogAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16745543945040540559noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7085289882961629521.post-52421065610665791262014-03-20T01:25:00.001-07:002014-03-20T01:26:06.004-07:00Teen Wolf 3.23 Recap "Insatiable"<div class="MsoNormal">
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Previously on Teen Wolf: Stiles barfed himself up. WTF.</div>
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Isaac and the Murder Twins are bug-exterminated by Dr.
Deaton. He literally shoves his hands down their throats and pulls out tiny
flies. Couldn’t they just wait for the flies to exit out the backdoor?! Deaton,
Kira and Allison discuss; the whole fly-possession thing was pointless plot
device to fill in 30 minutes, since Teen Wolf only requires like 10 minutes of
actual plot and action. The rest is all slow-mo and backflips.</div>
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Cut to Stiles being examined by Melissa . He’s wearing
Scott’s shirt, and he’s in Scott’s bed and I’m super happy. Melissa checks his vitals; apparently he’s a
real person despite materializing out of the floor. They’re pretty sure this
Stiles is Original-Recipe Stiles, on account of the fact that he’s not stabbing
anybody in the stomach. Stiles invites Mrs. Yukimura and the Oni for a second
opinion. Kira’s like, “Stop. You’ll get stabbed with swords.” I love Kira.
Still, no worries. They brand him with the ‘self’ kanji. </div>
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Lydia is currently in Oak Creek, chilling with the ghosts.
The Nogitsune pops up and we’re treated to the Jeff Davis specialty,
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Kira and her mom play Go. It’s super important because Scott
and Lydia saw Stiles playing against the Nogitsune. It’s also super important
because apparently information has to be shared in the most confusing, cryptic
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Sheriff Stilinski sits in his office, regretting his entire
life. Deputy Parrish pops up, and offers to bring the Sheriff some coffee. Instead
of saying thanks, he questions Parrish on why he decided to transfer to Beacon
Hills, with the entire city, especially the Sheriff’s office basically being a
huge Hunger Games arena. Parrish says he was “drawn” to Beacon Hills. Also, the
TPTB decided that there can never be too many white dudes. Scott pops up with
Original Recipe Stiles, and the Stilinskis share a bone-crushing, heartbreaking
hug. Tears all over my keyboard. They discuss the Lydia sitch; what would the
Nogitsune do with Lydia. Scott says something random about ‘the whole story’,
and Stiles gets an epiphany. Remember the telephone girl from Eichen House? She
might be a banshee. </div>
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Derek and Chris also hug it out, albeit only metaphorically.
They agree to blame the Nogitsune for everything, because they love each other
too much to ever try to burn each other alive. Sidebar: Derek is still wearing
the thumbhole sweater. God Bless.</div>
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The Sheriff pops over to Eichen House, to look for Meredith.
They go over to the closed ward; Meredith was moved there because she couldn’t
stop screaming. The crazy sadistic orderly dude talks about how they sedated
her with such Ted Bundy-like joy. Eichen house is legit the sketchiest place on
earth. Why did Stiles not google that shit before he locked himself in? Anyway,
Meredith manages to escape, by stealing the keys. </div>
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The Murder Twins do a Hansel and Gretel and wander off into
the woods. Only instead of a cannibalistic
grandmother, they get shot with an assload of wolfsbane bullets. Derek
piggybacks them to safety; they hide out in the Malia’s coyote crib.</div>
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Allison and Isaac find Lydia’s car. They sniff her out,
apparently Lydia smells like a combination of genius, fabulous and sheer rage.
They sit in the car and talk about their 50 Shades of Gray-esque night together,
and Allison asks if he was Isaac, or Flysaac. Isaac says it was the real deal,
and they share a super cute moment. Allison looks out the window and remembers
how Scott would leave messages on her car window. She breathes on the glass,
and Lydia’s message comes to light. “Don’t Find Me.”<br />
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Lydia is still chilling down in Oak Creek, getting tortured
by the Nogitsune. He presses up against her, smells her face and basically gets
all up in her grill, while droning on and on about how he’s hungry for feelings,
and how insatiable he is. He kidnapped Lydia so he could eat her despair.
Gettin’ real-tired of all these torture/rape scenes. Any future Stydia scene
will forever be tainted by this weird horrorfest crap. <br />
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Back at school, Finstock wastes the few precious minutes of
his students’ lives before they are inevitably turned into human sacrifices or
burned alive, by raging into his phone regarding his ER bill from when he got
poked by an arrow. Finstock: “$10,000? What’d you do, pull out the arrow and
fill the hole with diamonds?” For reals. He lectures his students about the whole healthcare thing, when Danny points
out the stranger danger in class. It’s Meredith, filling in the Beacon Hills
High psycho quota. They try to ask her what she’s doing there when the
orderlies show up, carrying syringes and tasers. Jesus Christ. Kira tells Coach
not to send Meredith away, because Lydia. Coach is like, who are you? He
doesn’t have time for noobs. <br />
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At Casa Mccall, Stiles wakes up shivering with major crazy
eyes. Scott pops up because of their telepathic brother bond. Stiles is super
cold and in much pain, and he puts on Scott’s jacket, over Scott’s shirt and
sits on Scott’s couch. Scott tries to cuddle him better. My feels.</div>
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Meredith heads to the music room to talk to the piano
strings. She politely asks them to speak louder and enunciate more, because
they legit sound Elvish. Ted Bundy shows up with his trusty old taser, and it
looks like Meredith’s caught. Finstock comes to the rescue, and tasers the shit
out of Ted Bundy, citing the no-bullying policy. Scott, Kira and Stiles usher her
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In the Argent’s apartment, Allison is being her general BAMF
self, and fixing guns and artillery. Chris pops up; congratulations Allison,
it’s hunter graduation! He offers to help her make silver bullets engraved with
the Argent family crest. Cooking bullets kinda look like cooking porridge.
Allison feels more like making silver arrowheads, because the bow is her
weapon. Argent is super proud of his strong, brave, bad-ass daughter. Allison
tells him that she loves him, and she is proud of them. It’s a touching scene,
and beautifully acted. It’s nice to see how far the Argents have come through
the seasons. <br />
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Scott, Isaac, Stiles and Meredith head over the Scott’s
house, where Agent Sperm Donor Mccall is chilling. FBI Agents sure have
flexible hours despite the multiple murders and general carnage. Stiles tries
to pass of Meredith as his girlfriend, but he’s not her type. Her type is
Isaac. Stiles is like, “Isaac can come too.” #Openminded is on screen, and I
laugh for years. The threesome head upstairs, and they try to figure out how to
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Meanwhile, Agent Mccall drops a truthbomb on Scott. My
‘ScottnStiles are real bros’ train is derailed, since Agent Mccall;s secret is
super basic. the reason Agent Mccall left is because he was an alcoholic
asshole. He basically pushed Scott down the stairs, and he hit his coconut hard
on the hardwood stairs. Scott calls shenanigans, basically he hits his head a
lot and he can heal, but he’s only ever had one dad, and he was never there for
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Stiles and Isaac debate on whether to psychologically
torture Meredith. I love antagonistic Isaac and Stiles. They’re like angry
territorial cats. Meredith hears an imaginary phone ring, and Stiles hand his
phone over. The spirits have spoken, and they say, “coup de foudre.” Lydia is
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On the Argent homefront, Allison is making her arrowheads,
but she’s missing something. She gets the memo from Scott to meet them at Oak
Creek. Meanwhile, best bros Derek and Chris Argent bring the Murder twins into
a shadowy location that might either be an abandoned murder house, or Derek’s
loft. TBH, Derek’s loft basically is a murder house. Derek shows Chris the
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Mrs. Yukimura and her Oni bitches stalk into Oak Creek.
She’s such a BAMF I hope they don’t kill her off. Stiles, Scott and Isaac are
in the jeep, and ScottnStiles are having a moment, worrying about each other.
Because Isaac is a territorial cat, he ruins it by calling Stiles out on his
corpse-bride appearance. Stiles tells them to basically kill the Nogitsune if
they have a chance, never mind the fact that they might kill him too. He remembers
everything he did when he was possessed, and he doesn’t care anymore. Such
tortured soul, much manpain. I just want to wrap Stiles up into a blanket
burrito and cuddle him better.<br />
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at Oak Creak, and the action happens. The Nogitsune breaks Mrs. Yukimura’s
foxtail knives and steals the Onis. They’re his bitches now. Isaac, Kira and
Allison fight the Oni and the Nogitsune, while Stiles and Scott rescue Lydia.
Lydia goes cray-cray when they rescue her; she’s told them not to find her,
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Isaac gets stabbed repeatedly, but they’re chill, because
he’s a werewolf. Allison shoots an arrow at the Oni and takes it down. It’s a
shortlived victory, cause she gets poked in the chest by a sword. She dies in
Scott’s arms, telling him he’s the love of her life. Isaac looks on from the
background ( In hindsight, and without all the tears clogging my vision, this
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It was hard for me to write this recap because I was in such
a deep state of denial and shock at her death. I was utterly wrecked from
Allison’s death. I kind of always knew it would be Allison who died this
season, because (a)she’s a woman, (b) she was massively underused this season;
but that did not make it any easier to say goodbye. I loved Allison, she’s
always been one of my favorite female characters of all time, and I was not
ready to say goodbye. She was such a strong, complex character, and her story
arc from a sweet, innocent girl into a fierce warrior angel was one of the best
things about Teen Wolf. I have mixed feelings, and I get that Crystal Reed
wanted to leave. I’ll miss seeing her face on my screen, but I hope she pulls a
Colton Haynes and gets cast on a primetime superhero show (she’s is my dream
Kate Bishop.) It’s bittersweet; Allison died following the code she created,
protecting her friends, dying in the arms of the boy she loved. </div>
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It's finally here! The official trailer of The Maze Runner has finally been released on the web! Control your feels, gladers!<br />
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The Maze Runner is based on the bestselling book by James Dashner, which is about a post-apocalyptic world where a group of boys are stuck inside a maze. When Thomas wakes up in a lift, he has no memories except for his name. But he is not alone. When the lift's doors open, he finds himself surrounded by other kids (all male) who also do not remember anything. All they know is that every thirty days a new boy is delivered into the lift. They live in the Glaze, a large expanse surrounded by stone walls. Every morning, the walls to the maze open, but every night they are shut tight. The Gladers don't know what's out there, except that it's dangerous and that no one wants to be out during the night. But the next day, things change when a girl is sent inside the Glade. And the message she delivers makes the Maze seem even more unsolvable.<br />
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Release Date: September 19, 2014<br />
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<li style="margin-bottom: 0.1em;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Kaya Scodelario as Teresa</span></li>
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<li style="margin-bottom: 0.1em;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Joe Adler as Zart</span></li>
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The Wicked Witch is happily settling in Regina's castle, as
she goes through Regina's jewelry and even her clothes. Beyond the borders of
the protection spell, Regina suggests they use the tunnels underneath the
castle to get inside. A flying monkey attacks again, and Regina saves Robin Hood's son by turning
the monkey into a stuff toy. A cute moment.<br />
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Belle points out that the flying monkey is from Oz. They
speculate and realize that there's only one person who could be behind this:
The Wicked Witch. It was funny when Grumpy points out that you can defeat the
East by landing a house on her and the West by throwing a bucket of water - great
reference to the original Wizard of Oz story.</div>
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<b>Regina: Who knew a thief had honor?</b></div>
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<b>Robin: Who knew an evil queen had a soft spot for children?</b></div>
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Regina goes to lower the protection shield via underground
passage, and when Snow volunteers to go with her, she tells her that this is a
one-woman job. Robin catches up to her and announces that he will go with her,
whether she likes it or not. He tells him it's because she owes him for saving
his son, and Regina obliges just telling
him not to get in her way. SQUEAL. I am already loving Robin-Regina!</div>
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Regina concludes that the difference between them is that she owns up to
her acts of evil, unlike Robin who steals from the rich and gives to the poor.
Robin does not agree. He tells Regina that his wife had died because of him,
and he does own up to his mistakes. The two open up about each other's losses
and it's a wonderful moment for development between them. I wonder how Regina will react when she finally sees his tattoo? Definitely something I look forward t!</div>
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They find the door to the castle open, and Regina is shocked
as she had sealed it with blood magic. They arrive at Regina's crypt, where she
keeps her mother's body. It is then revealed that the Wicked Witch is the least of
Regina's worries, as she plans to fashion her own sleeping curse (Maleficent-style
on a needle), so she could sleep forever and forget about Henry - after
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<b>"I already lost Henry. I already lost the only thing I care about."</b></div>
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Robin convinces her not to go through with the spell, as she
will find something to live for. She tells Robin that life is nothing without
Henry. It's a sad moment, and here we see how much pain Regina is going through that she'd rather be asleep for the rest of her than be without Henry.</div>
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<b>"We all get a second chance, Regina. You just have to open your eyes to see it."</b></div>
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<b>"This curse can be broken, by the only true love in my life and the only reason I would want to wake, my son."</b></div>
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Regina lowers the protection spell and is about to prick
herself with the sleeping curse, when the Wicked Witch materializes,
introducing herself as Zelena and dropping a big bomb that she is actually
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Zelena is hell bent on revenge, but the reasons of which are
unknown. We know that Cora gave her up, then
had Regina, but is that the only reason why she is so angry? She speeds off on her signature broom and cackles, promising
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Emma catches up with Mary Margaret and David, and try to
retrieve information from them. But it's useless; they don't remember anything,
and the person who wasn't part of the curse, Hook, left minutes after they got
back to the Enchanted Forest, so it's unlikely he knows anything that happened
to them during the year. Hook was actually out at sea when he received a
message from a bird with a memory potion tied to it. Quickly assuming it was from
Snow White, he ventured to find Emma, only to have Mary Margaret deny that she
ever sent anything. Grumpy interrupts the family reunion, and announces the
more people are disappearing. Not only a eyear was wiped out, but people are
being taken left and right. Neal is also nowhere to be found, but as Hook says,
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The next day, Henry finally meets Mary
Margaret and David at Granny's. Mary tells Henry that she used to be cellmates
with Emma because of banditry. Regina finally makes an appearance, and she is
so startled to see Henry she drops her cup. When Henry sees right through her,
Regina is hurt, and Emma takes this opportunity to explain what happened.
Regina admits that she did not cast the curse, even if her reputation says
otherwise. She explains that she would never cast a curse that would hurt her,
and this kind of curse with Henry not remembering her would be no good to her
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edge of the forest. They are trying out the modern gadgets for hunting, but
when Little John runs off to chase a turkey and goes too close to the town line, he gets abducted by a flying
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town meeting. They quickly blame Regina for the curse, and Emma seems to side
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smiling as the townspeople blame Regina. It's the first appearance of The
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she tells the truth and that she would never cast the curse. It's a pretty touching
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David and the rest of Robin's merry men find Little John and
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Regina tries the memory potion she tried brewing, but quickly
throws it to a wall because it doesn't work. Emma suggests they come up with a
new plan: They let the townspeople know that Regina is brewing a memory potion
to restore everyone's memory and find out who actually cast the curse. Whoever
goes to Regina's house to get rid of the potion is the culprit. I love how they
used Grumpy as the town gossip here.</div>
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As Swan Queen wait for the culprit to go after the potion in
her office, they open up about Henry and it's another touching Swan Queen
moment. More character development for these two - I LOVE IT!</div>
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doesn't remember her and they only shake hands instead of hug. David barges in
their bitter sweet reunion and tells them that the missing people are being
turned into monkeys. Emma asks about Neal, and they infer that he might have been turned into a monkey as well. Emma comments: "not the first monkey i dated" HAHAHA</div>
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Regina puts two together, the flying monkeys and the green
smoke and declares that there could be only one person who cast the curse. Emma
jokingly asks "Who? The Wicked Witch of the West?" but the serious
looks on the others' faces tells her that she might be right. However, they're
not in Kansas so what grudge the Wicked Witch has on a small town in Maine
could be a whole different thing.</div>
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Zelena brings a plate of food into an underground storm
cellar, and hands it to someone in a cage. The person inside the cage is
revealed to be RUMPLESTILTSKIN! It is great to see him back on this show, but I
was hoping to find out where Neal is too. It is clear that Rumple is not happy
to be back and has gone a bit cuckoo. "You feed the madness and it feeds on you"....</div>
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- I love Swan Queen on this episode! I don't necessarily ship them together, but I like how they're working together. They may not be besties, but they have earned each other's trusts!</div>
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-Unlike everyone else, I'm not really into Captain Swan ship, I actually prefer Swanfire or just Emma with no one. I still stand with my Swanfire OTP, and the fact that Emma has mentioned Neal twice in this episode looking for him, verifies that she does love him still.</div>
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-Ruby is back and she has actual speaking lines! YES!</div>
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-Where is Neal? I want him back. ASAP please. I don't think he's a flying monkey - that is too obvious and I'm sure the creators have a bigger twist planned for him. My theory though is that he's stuck in the Enchanted Forest. Where else could he be?</div>
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-Rumple is back and I was pretty shocked to see him go mad! Still, it's glad to see him alive!</div>
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-Regina and Zelena are sisters? Wow, never thought of that especially with their names sounding so alike. LOL I think the family tree of this show is getting way too complicated and I'm not really sure if I like the twist being that their half-sisters. But let's see where this goes.</div>
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-Can they please bring back Mulan?</div>
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-Henry took a backseat on this episode. I hope they exert more effort in including him in the episode, even without his memories.</div>
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<strong style="background-color: white; color: #474747; font-family: 'Open Sans', Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Watch <em style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Once Upon a Time</em> season 3, episode 14, “The Tower,” Sunday, March 23 at 8 p.m. ET on ABC.</strong></div>
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<span style="text-align: justify;">Previously on Teen Wolf, Kira’s
mom is a total 900-year old cougar who summoned the nogitsune to get revenge on
scumbag white people. Surprise, Jeff Davis manages to blame the season’s Big
Bad on a woman yet again. The nogitsune
is actually a fly, buried under the Nemeton, and was woken up when Allison,
Scott and Stiles took their weird ice bath voodoo schtick. The Sheriff, Derek, Chris and Allison track
down Stiles, only to find him in Derek’s loft, as fear-boner inducing as
always.</span></div>
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Stiles is standing in the middle
of Derek’s Spartan loft (seriously, there is no furniture where does he sleep.
Is his loft just a place for angsty push-ups or teen ragers?), when Sheriff
Stilinski approaches him, holding out handcuffs. If Stiles is still in there,
the Sheriff is totes sure he’ll put on the cuffs for everyone’s safety. Stiles
agrees, and allows his dad to cuff him. Syke.
Stiles gets real strong real fast, and breaks free. Everyone else shows
up, and tries to attack him individually. And now, the long-awaited Sterek
scene of the season, wherein Stiles lovingly kicks Derek’s ass. I was hoping for at least
some light groping as he tossed him into the wall.<br />
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<i><span style="font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Actual loser Derek Hale,
lost fight # 345567.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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The Sheriff and Chris Argent get
into a standoff, arguing about whether Stiles needs to die. Allison figures out
that the Nogitsune just wants to absorb all the chaos, and tells them to stop.
However, the oni appear. This was the Nogitsune’s endgame all along, tricking
them into protecting him. A competency kink I never thought I had comes to
light. </div>
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Scott and Kira take like 10000
turns to show off their badassery on his dirt bike, and show up late to the
party. The oni are gone, and so is Stiles. Meanwhile, Mrs. Yukimura goes off to
Eichen house to hide her last remaining knife/tail thing. She chills with her
dead/ex-boyfriend’s corpse for a while when Stiles shows up. Yeah, because
hiding the thing where you hid the last thing isn’t completely predictable.
Stiles takes the knife/tail thing and stabs himself, seppuku-style. Plot twist.
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Things got real dark real fast. The
flies take a victory lap around Beacon Hills General Hospital, and burrows its
way inside Isaac’s open wound. What the actually motherloving frakk. Sudden
tonal shift to Scott/Kira sexytimes. She sleeps over at his house because she’s
not cool with all the lying her parents have done. Scott, like the studmuffin-balll
of sunshine- cupcake he is, offers to take the couch while she sleeps on his
bed. Kira not so subtly tells her he wants him to get <s>in her pants </s>in
the bed with her. The cuddle and kiss, and talk about saving Stiles. It’s
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Meanwhile, a fly taps on the
window and tries to get in the house. It bonks hits tiny insect brain against
the Force Field of Cute generated by the Good Ship Scira. It fails. </div>
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Back at their apartment, the Argents discuss
murder and other fun family-friendly activities. Allison reveals that she
removed the firing pin from Chris’ gun. He’s Papa Bear proud, “That’s why the
women are the leaders in our family.” </div>
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Sure, because Kate and Victoria were just
shining examples of compassion, restraint and general sanity. They never would
have encouraged cold-blooded child murder or friendly arson. The Argent family
is ace. Isaac shows up in Allison’s room, sitting in the dark, brooding. He has
clearly graduated from the Derek Hale School of Casual Stalking. They make out,
and once again, it’s super adorable, but slightly creepy. This is the one show
that gets me to ship everything.</div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Isaac wants to do the
sex. Chris Argent watches from the wide-open door. <o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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hoping to figure out the whole Derek-is-king thing the Nogitsune set up on
Stiles’ chessboard. Let’s all take a moment to appreciate Tyler Hoechlin in
that gray tank top. Bless. </div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Praise whatever higher
being created you, Hoechlin.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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Peter Hale pops up, pointing out
that Derek still hasn’t healed from his oni-inflicted wound. Cue about an hour of
kitsune mythology, which leads to Peter pointing out that Chess isn’t really a
Japanese Demon-fox thing, it’s 100% Stiles. Peter flounces off to go do
whatever it is deranged psychopaths and mass murderers do in their spare time. Meanwhile,
the fly makes itself at home inside Derek’s gaping shoulder-hole.</div>
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Seriously, they’re supposed to be
werewolves. They have enhanced abilities, and a supernatural sense of hearing
and smell. I can hear a fly that’s like, 12 inches away from me, are you
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Back at school, Ethan and Danny
play lacrosse and talk about the twins staying in Beacon Hills. A fly swoops up
into Ethan’s nostrils and he and Danny have some wild shower sex. Get it,
Danny. Meanwhile, Murder Twin #2 is driving around town with Lydia. I swear,
the only way I tell these two apart is by who they’re currently canoodling
with. Lydia follows her trusty GPS, and drives around in circles. Aiden points
out that the GPS is actually turned off, and she freaks the frakk out. Turns
out her mind-GPS works super well, as it leads her straight to Stiles’ passed
out body. It’s in a parking lot. I’m going to pretend it’s a Walmart parking
lot. For funsies. While they stare at Stiles’ body, a fly goes inside Aiden’s
ear. Again, they’re supernatural werewolves, how are they not noticing giant
flies living in their bodily orifices??!<br />
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Allison wakes up and Isaac is
perusing her weapons drawer. TBH, was waiting for some hardcore 50 Shades of
Gray Allisaac sexytimes to go down, but nope, Isaac is just going on a
murderous rampage. Allison goes to stop him, but realizes he’s changed her to
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Scottnfriends drag Stiles’
limp form to Casa Mccall, where Deaton pops out his giant bottle of oh-so
convenient Kanima venom. Wracking my brain for a scene in Season 2 wherein
Deaton sneakily milks Kanima!Jackson’s lizard udders to get this lifetime
supply of venom. Oh, Deaton. Unleashing one useless tidbit at a time. While drugging Stiles, he suddenly wakes up
and tries to choke Murder Twin # 1. In times like this, it’s hard not to love
the Nogitsune. Unfortunately, the venom
takes effect before he completely asphyxiates Aiden, and murder twin runs off
when his twin senses start tingling. They duct tape his mouth shut, because
while the venom paralyzed him, he still won’t shut the hell up. (Bonus: Stiles
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gratuitous make out scenes, and like, 20 slow-motion fight sequences. The
Sheriff pops back in, and so does Agent Mccall. The Sheriff is scheduled for
his impeachment hearing, and it’s not looking too good. There’s a huge pile of
unsolved cases, and like, 5 folders of solved ones.</div>
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Agent Mccall reveals
that he’s probably only an asshole 70% of the time by swooping in and saving
the Sheriff’s job. Because TBH, I have no idea why people still live in Beacon
Hills with all the mass murders, lizard creatures and animal attacks. Sheriff
Stilinski deserves all the awards. Agent Mccall reveals that he only did the
whole impeachment thing so he could twiddle his thumbs and chill with his good
ol’ son Scott, which automatically ups his asshole ante by 100000%. The Sheriff
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Back at Casa Mccall, everyone hashes and rehashes, Real
Important Table Talk # 37. Topic? How to Stiles. Melissa bandages up his
stomach gash, and the Nogitsune cons her by batting DOB’s big, Bambie eyes. He
threatens to tell Scott the real reason Agent Mccall left. Apparently, Melissa
called the Sheriff right after it happened, and Stiles overheard. He never told
Scott because he knew Scott would hate his mom. (Real Talk: Hoping all the ‘you’re
my brother’ thing leads to something, and the huge secret is that Stiles and Scott are actual brothers, and
the only reason he’ll be mad at Melissa is because he missed out on years’
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thing. Except LOL, they’re not gonna do the thing because Jeff Davis said so.
Lydia calls Peter up, and he agrees to help them on the condition that Lydia
tell him who his daughter is. He examines Stiles, and apparently his mental
condition does not make him surviving the bite a possibility. The only way, he
says, is for Scott to sink his wolf-manicure into Stiles’ neck and basically
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Peter Hale and goes cray-cray, tying Chris Argent to a chair. But before going
on his quest for revenge, possessed Derek takes the time to put on his adorable
thumbhole sweater. He actually puts his thumb inside the thumbhole. It’s
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“You burn my family,
I burn yours.” Tyler Hoechlin recently tweeted that this was one of his
favorite episodes, and I can see why. He puts in a solid performance as actual
crazy Derek Hale. This was the whole mental breakdown, Argent-rage scene I was
waiting for all three seasons. Major props. </div>
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At school, Ethan and Aiden go at it, blaming each other for
being teen psychopaths. Isaac pops up and tasers the shit out of them. “For
Erica! For Boyd!” Just tears, tears everywhere. Allison and Kira show up to kick some major
wolf-butt, and seriously. Allison and Kira beating the shit out of the Murder
Twins. Allison and Kira trading weapons mid-fight. Allison and Kira discussing
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beds in Eichen House. Lydia reminds Scott that he’s the motherlovin’ Teen Wolf,
and he breaks them free. The Nogitsune splits them out, sending Scott to seven
minutes in heaven with Allison, and Lydia to Season 1, where Jackson was still
a thing and Peter munched on her. Peter screams in a Stiles-esque manner and
breaks Lydia free from the illusion. They end up in the big white room, where
Stiles is playing Go with the Nogitsune on the Nemeton. They try to catch Stiles’
attention, but he can’t seem to hear them. Lydia puts her big, beautiful brain
to work and reminds Scott, once again, that he is THE Werewolf Jesus and Stiles
is <s>his boyfriend</s> in his pack. He roars, and Stiles hears him, knocking
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This seems to break the hold the
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Scott, Lydia and Stiles wake up, and thing seem a-OK. Lydia tells Peter, that
Malia is his kid. Suddenly, Stiles vomits up a pile of bandages, and the
Nogitsune pops out of the pile. JUST.
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Turns out, the Nogitsune is
Stiles, and Stiles is the Nogitsune. Basically, Stiles gave mouthbirth to
himself. While everyone shits their pants, and is basically, “WTF?!”, the
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Next Week: Once again, Lydia is
kidnapped and involved in a pseudo-rapey situation. Chris Argent and Derek Hale
go for a drink and gossip about berserkers, kanimas and kitsunes. Scott
imprints on Stiles like a barnacle. Allison and Isaac revisit their 50 Shades
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">OUAT is finally back after 4 months of waiting, and this
time there are more twists and turns! I thought this was a fantastic episode,
and though there were some questionable and timey whimey scenes, the episode
was still very well-written and at par with its normal standards. The twists and
turns still seemed more rational rather than absurd. I also especially loved
the character interactions and development on this episode.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Emma and Henry are leading normal lives in New York. They don't remember ANYTHING about their past, but they seem pretty happy about it. Emma is on a date with this seemingly regular and normal guy named Walsh. He seems like the perfect guy for Emma Swan and for Henry, who he gets along with. He takes Emma to the restaurant of their first date and preps to pop the question. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">While he leaves for the bathroom, Hook appears (still wearing his pirate clothes btw even if he is in our world because Hook gets away with anything because he's Hook) Emma recognizes him, but not in the way she should. She remembers Hook as that man who tried to kiss her earlier, and Hook defends himself by saying that it was his way of jogging her memory. <b>"Give me one good reason not to punch you in the face."</b> Emma retorts, at least we know she's still the same Emma! We then find out that the reason why Hook is trying to find her is because Mary Margaret and David are in trouble. Emma is skeptical still thinking of Hook as a stalker, but listens to him when he tells her to go to an address and it will explain everything. Hook leaves. Walsh proposes to Emma, but Emma freaks out and tells him she'd have to think about it.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Emma comes home, and Henry is waiting for her as he plays PS3. Emma joins him and they play together. I love this because it's just something that is SO normal! Oh and by the way, Henry's voice has gotten deeper and this kid is definitely growing! Henry, the clever boy, had actually foreseen Walsh's proposal and asks Emma if she said yes, but she tells him that she didn't. He tells Emma that Walsh is okay for him, but Emma apparently still has trust issues because Neal set her up before. At least she remembers that!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">The next day, Henry has a museum trip. Emma is obviously preoccupied and Henry asks her if she' s been thinking about Walsh. She says she is, but apparently not because the moment Henry leaves, she goes to the address Hook gave her. The address leads her to Neal's apartment, and she finds some stuff there including a camera with Henry's name. She finds Hook and demands him to explain, but he does a poor job at it and offers Emma a drink that will make her remember. Of course she doesn't drink it - would you drink something offered to you by a stranger who has only one hand and is dressed like a pirate? NO, I don't think so. Instead, Emma handcuffs him and calls the police accusing him of assaulting her.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Henry meets Emma and they walk home. Emma tells Henry that she might say yes to Walsh, but Henry's already one step ahead, as he had invited Walsh for dinner that night and arranged him to be sleeping over at a friend's house so Emma and Walsh could have some privacy. Emma tells Henry to go in first, then she discovers the film from Henry's camera which is filled with pictures of her and Henry at Storybrooke and a bunch of memories she does not remember. She bails Hook after this. <b>"They force fed me baloney!"</b> he complains. Oh Hook. Hook tells her to drink the bottle. Emma hesitates, because she doesn't want to give up her life. She eventually drinks the potion and now she remembers everything. YAY!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">The midseason premiere opens with Prince Philip galloping on
his way to Aurora, who is pregnant, as she prepares a sweet lunch date in their
quiet kingdom. Suddenly, dark purple clouds appear in the sky, and the sound of
thunder booms across the forest. These bring in a pool of Storybrooke people,
including Snow White, Prince Charming and the Evil Queen. Aurora and Philip are
shocked, naturally. What happened? They're back! Except they don't sound or
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and Regina are united. As they leave, Aurora and Philip appear to be tense and
they quietly discuss what to do. Aurora says that they have to tell
"her" or else their baby will be endangered. Who is this
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including the 7 dwarves who comment that they apparently look more handsome now
(you all look pretty the same to me) and Jiminy Cricket who is now a cricket
again (I wonder if he misses being a human?). Hook tells Charming that he is
leaving. Storybrooke is not his home, the Jolly Roger is. On the other hand,
Neal wants to go to his father's castle to find a way to crossover to the other
world to find Emma. But Rumplestiltskin is dead and reset = no more portals, so
it's impossible. Snow tells him that Emma and Henry wouldn't even remember them
so it's best to let them be and just "give them their best chance". Neal doesn't seem satisfied about this. That's
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them. They discuss the probability of Rumpelstiltskin being alive. When he
died, his dagger was nowhere to be found, so he might have pulled off a trick
or two. Belle assures Neal that if they can find Rumpel's castle then there
MUST be a way to get back to Our World. Neal's like "Yeah, but I don't
want to curse a kingdom, just to get back there." Point taken, Neal.
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finds her burying her heart in the woods. Whomp, that sounded really weird. Yeah,
because it's such a safe place to hide a heart there. It's too painful for Regina
to know that Henry's out there not remembering her and that she'll never get to
see him, so the solution? Take her heart out and bury it under dirt. Snow
comforts her saying that things will get better, and though there may be pain
now, there will be room for happiness as well. Regina's like "I can't be
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from nowhere. And gone is the vulnerable and emotional Regina. <b>"I don't
run from monsters, they run from me!"</b> she says, shooting a fireball at the
thing. But the monster retaliates, and Regina is almost taken, if not for Robin
Hood who saves the day. They introduce themselves and Robin cracks a joke about
finally meeting Snow White, since their WANTED posters used to be side to side
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">They meet back with the others and Robin and his men join
them. It turns out Robin and Baelfire used to be good friends, as well as Belle
and Robin! Tell me, who aren't friends on this show? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Regina and Snow have another moment, this time a little
banter that is more fun. </span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: inherit;">Regina: So what do you think of our new friend? Can we trust
him? He is a thief.</span><span style="font-family: inherit;">Snow: Think of it from his perspective. How does he think of
you?</span><span style="font-family: inherit;">Regina: Point taken.</span><span style="font-family: inherit;">Snow: He's kinda cute huh?</span><span style="font-family: inherit;">Regina: He smells like forest!</span></b></blockquote>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">I'm guessing they've gotten used to the nice showers and
clean roads in Storybrooke.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">They finally find the castle - but it's under a protection
spell! Regina is angry about this - but wait, it's a protection spell, isn't
that a good thing? Everyone else thinks Regina's the one who put on the spell
and that she can just take it off, but she tells them it wasn't her. They decide to camp out since the castle is
hidden because of the spell.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">The flying monkey apparently got blood from Regina after
attacking her a while ago. The flying monkey lands in another castle, and we
finally meet the person we've all been looking forward to all winter . Green
skin and pointy hat - The Wicked Witch of the West. She puts the blood in a
flask, and cackles saying she will finally get her revenge on Regina.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">"She may be evil, but I'm WICKED!" </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><o:p> </o:p><strong style="background-color: white; line-height: 21px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Watch <em style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Once Upon a Time</em> season 3, episode 13, “Witch Hunt,” Sunday, March 16 at 8 p.m. ET on ABC.</strong></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">The mid-season premiere of <i>Suits</i> picks up right where we left off with the summer finale. It’s set the morning after, where
everyone seems to be stable and happy – for now. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">The episode opens with a gratuitous upshot of Rachel’s legs.
She and Mike are finally happy and in love, and they decide to move in
together, in the apartment Mike bought for his dead grandma. It’s all super
cute and everything, and their banter is especially adorable when Rachel
rightfully disses Mike’s fugly furniture. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">On the other side of New York, Harvey and Scottie DTR. Harvey
wants Scottie in his life, and they discuss relationship using adorable
breakfast metaphors and making out. Barely 4 minutes into the episode, and like
a truckload of making out. Harvey figures that the only way to keep Scottie is
to offer her a job at Pearson-<s>Hardman Darby </s>Specter, without consulting reigning
HBIC, Jessica Pearson. </span><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;">“Eggs with a dash of ‘Scottie
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Understandably, she’s not too happy
about the rash decision. Jessica asks Harvey is the reason he wants Scottie in
the firm is because he wants her in his pants. Harvey skirts the issue, and
Jessica is super unimpressed. Gina Torres is legit the best thing about this
show, I would give away my firstborn for an hour of her just lawyer-ing an
emotionally stunted manchild. Eventually,
she agrees to let Scottie work there, but with a catch. $500,000 worth of a
catch. </span><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;">“It is literally my
business.”<o:p></o:p></span></i><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Ah, Louis, you and your
bordering-on-fetishist relationship with your Dictaphone will never stop being
funny. Louis is pondering on what Mike’s missing Harvard file means. His
theories range from CIA conspiracies to missing testicles. His entire monologue
is super hilarious, especially the whole frat-boy impersonation. Louis is
honestly one of the characters I’ve grown to love over the course of the
seasons; and I’m intrigued to see how him Mike’s secret will affect him. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">After Jessica drops the $500,000
bomb; Harvey and Scottie DTR part II. Scottie admits that she’s scared, not
confident enough to bet half a million dollars on their relationship. Harvey’s
super committed, but not ready to put a ring on it. Scottie doesn’t want a
ring, she wants an office, and the possibility of her name on the door. She
doesn’t want to buy in to the firm just to be stuck working with a future
ex-boyfriend.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Meanwhile, Louis goes to Donna to
confront her about the Mike Situation. Donna uses her mad poker face, and
bullshits super hard to convince Louis he’s being paranoid. Obvie, she’s in on
the secret, and tells him to request a copy of his transcript, something their friendly
neighborhood hacker helped them secure. Donna is my favorite. </span></div>
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head with Nick Rinaldi, the scum-sucking douchebag who defended the drunk
driver who killed his parents when he was a little kid. He’s out for blood, but
is basically a toothless shark, comes deposition time; he freezes and needs
Harvey to bail him out. The cases is just too similar to the one with his
parents, and he flashes back to the day Mike sees Rinaldi haggle his
grandmother into settling his parent’s case to the equivalent of a year’s rent.
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><i>“</i><i><span style="line-height: 115%;">My name is Mike Ross, <s>you killed my father</s> undervalued
my parents’ life settlement, prepare to die.”<o:p></o:p></span></i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Rachel comes over to the firm to
deliver dinner, and she’s basically a cookie-cutter perfect girlfriend. Mike
tells her the whole story, how his dad was taking his mom out to celebrate the
anniversary of their first date. Because he was being a whiny brat, he didn’t
say goodbye to his parents before they left. It’s a wonderful look into why
Mike hates Rinaldi so much, it’s more than just the whole settlement issue, it’s
also about the guilt he feels. It’s hard to see this side of Mike. He’s so
blinded by his grief and thirst for revenge, that he forgets that this case isn’t
about him or Rinaldi, but about their clients. He effectively turns into the
Rinaldi-type of lawyer, someone who doesn’t care about who gets in the way of
what he wants. Rachel comforts him by
helping him out with the case.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">I love Rachel, and all that, but
I wish they would have expanded her role beyond token movie girlfriend. I know
that Rachel is brilliant, driven and a wonderful lawyer, but so far I’ve yet to
see her in action. The few scenes we’ve seen her in this episode is usually her
half-naked, or being the perfect girlfriend. Whatever happened to her whole law
school thing? I wish she could have a storyline beyond being Mike’s receptacle
for his manpain. I have the same issue
with Donna. She’s awesome and her relationship with Harvey is complex and
entertaining, but I wish they’d develop their characters outside of their relationships
with their male counterparts. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">While Mike and Rachel team up to
destroy Rinaldi, Scottie proves herself to Jessica by one-upping Harvey;
landing a big time client even he couldn’t. Enter Michael Phelps, who I almost
couldn’t recognize due to his pedophile/dealer ‘stache. Scottie turns up the charm
and lands Phelps and Speedo for the firm. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Mike and Rinaldi go head-to-head,
when Mike threatens to use a Facebook photo of the dead man having a sip of alcohol
post-operation, against doctor’s warnings. Low blow, dude. Rinaldi retaliates
by dropping a bombshell. Turns out Mike’s dad was guilty of the same thing; he
had two drinks earlier that night. It was the reason Rinaldi was able to get
Mike’s grandmother to settle. </span><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;">“Congratulations, you
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">It’s a pretty ironic scene to
watch; Mike paints Rinaldi as the bad guy for taking advantage of a family’s
grief to win a case, when it’s exactly what he’s doing right now. Mike is
tip-toeing the grey area, and because he’s too blinded by his personal vendetta
against Rinaldi, he can’t see how close he is to the edge. By pointing his
fingers at Rinaldi, he effectively becomes the villain.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">After talking it over with Rachel,
Mike offers Rinaldi a way out, he refuses to settle but paints a target on the
pharmaceutical company. It was an effort but something the old Mike would never
have done. Rinaldi states that it’s a half-measure, and it is. The right thing
to do would be to take the settlement; it’s something that the victim’s family
deserves, and the same thing Mike wanted years ago. Slowly, Mike is turning
into Harvey, hard, cynical and doing whatever it takes to win. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Jessica lays down the law, even
though they landed Phelps, the firm has gone through like, 3 divorces, and instability.
Jessica talks about trust; for a partnership to work, Harvey needs to trust her
decisions and accept that she knows what’s best for the firm. Jessica is still
reluctant about Scottie’s commitment to both Harvey and Pearson-Specter. Harvey tells Scottie Jessica’s ultimatum;
Scottie is in, but she can’t represent any Pearson-Specter clients if she
leaves, even Phelps, but she no longer has to front the buy in. Scottie’s not
buying it, and neither am I. Side-eying Harvey so hard. Turns out, Harvey paid the
$500,000 behind her back. He basically Pretty Woman’d her, and she’s super
pissed. They decide to DTR part III, starting with being honest with each
other. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Louis receives Mike’s transcripts
and it seems like all is well, unless he notices a mistake. Mike supposedly
received an A+ from a professor who doesn’t believe in giving out anything
higher than an A. Whoop, there it is. The whole Louis finds out thing is pretty anti-climactic, since everyone and their grandmother already knows. Oh Louis, always the bridesmaid, never the bride.</span><br />
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Rachel moving into his dead grandma’s apartment, and celebrating their first
date with a candlelight picnic. Mike’s dad liked to celebrate the little
things, and so should they. Complete with furniture negotiations and a panda
painting. They remain the cutest couple ever.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit; text-indent: -0.25in;">-Sheila and Louis have some pretty kinky sex. Watching
it happen is supremely awkward and disturbing. I can’t look away. He certainly
Litt Up her world. Also, she calls his disco stick “The Dark Knight.” Please
God, I hope there won’t be a roleplay scene.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">This
week's episode of Glee begins with Schuester and Bambi copulating in the
faculty bathroom when Becky walks in on them after she hears loud thrashing. Quite
a disturbing way to start an episode. The two are summoned to Sue's office and
they admit to having sex all over the school - EW just EW. Bambi claims that
there are windows of time where fertilization is most likely (whatever that is)
and they apparently come by during any time so now is the best time to do the
deed so they could finally </span>conceive<span style="font-family: inherit;">. Of course Becky is permanently scarred,
like the rest of us. Sue's face when she finds out they're trying to get
pregnant just embodies all my thoughts about this storyline. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">"Oh God.
Why?" she whispers. Definitely one of my favorite quotes of this episode
is when Sue says that she understands that </span>pheromones<span style="font-family: inherit;"> could cause some women to
want to copulate with "man children with butt chins who befriends teenagers
and can't rap." Shining moment of this episode and pretty much articulates
how I feel about Bambi/Buttchin wanting to procreate. Emma then mentions that she only needs to put
her feet up on the table as they had a "successful emission" and
that's it, I'm out! That is by far the most disturbing thing on this show after
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">I
think Sue speaks for most of us when she says "Get the hell out of my
office. DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT! DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!" I think I
preferred it when Buttchin was angsting with his man pain and Bambi was busy
cleaning her office.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Now we
go to Tina, Blaine and Sam performing their trio number with a Destiny's Child song. Schue gives a few
sentimental words which totally makes Tina tear up because they're about to
graduate and she doesn't want to say goodbye. They have a group hug, Artie
tries to get in but they push him away because he has Kitty and had his turn
last week. They ignore him when he claims that a trio is 25% less powerful than
a quartet. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Rachel
is rehearsing with a full band when Elliot comes in with her rehearsal clothes,
green tea and a key to his apartment. Apparently Rachel is now staying at
Elliot's apartment where she sleeps on his bed while he is exiled to the couch.
She refers to him as her 'new best gay' to which Elliot responds that he
doesn't like it because it makes him seem like a pet and it is offensive even more than the Christmas
episode. Elliot makes it clear that he's only in for good music and friendship
and the two do their awesome rendition of Barracuda. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Meanwhile
in Mckinley, Blaine and Sam try their graduation togas and Tina walks in on
them and cries even more and then starts her monologue about highschool
friendships not lasting because the glue to it is highschool and they become
lazy asses after graduation so the friendships just fade away. She even goes
far to mentioning that Sam and Puck used to be so close but now they barely talk
and that she has never talked to Rachel on the phone for months. Oh right, she totally forgot to mention that Blaine and Kurt haven't even interacted or mentioned each other (that phone call last episode does NOT count). And they're supposed to be engaged!<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Sam
remedies this by offering to send her Vine impressions in exchange for boob
vines from her. Tina is touched by this and flattered that someone actually
noticed her boobs. Oh God please stop. Totally </span>inappropriate<span style="font-family: inherit;">. Just because you
were deprived of men for the last 7 years after Mike Chang left and you spent
it moping around because you were in love with a gay guy doesn't make sense
that you will find it flattering that a man beast looks at your boobs. Ew. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">"3 years together and he finally notices my boobs? Victory." Tina says. Wait it's
only been 3 years?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Blaine
proposes something "epic" - an overnight lock in. I still think
bringing a cow to school would be more fun, but alright let's just go with it. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Meanwhile,
Schuester and Emma find out that they haven't conceived yet and when Will tells
her that he's already set an appointment
to go to a fertility doctor,
Bambi walks out because Buttchin apparently does not have faith in her baby
making machine-ness. Sue and Coach gives him advice to stop pressuring her. Both are pretty gross
with Coach Beiste's farm animals and Sue's Kenny G and Michael Bolton story,
but Sue's is more disturbing overall and I start to question why I still watch
this show.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Tina is
super excited about the first annual senior lock in but Sue cancels the event
because of Obamacare and Tina breaks down AGAIN (Oh God please
STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JFC TINA SHUT UP IT'S NOT FUNNY). Blaine and Sam comfort her
and they plan to sneak in the school and have their own lock in - because
sleeping in school is just so much more fun than just having a regular
sleepover in one of their houses. Sam brings up Tina's boobs AGAIN and
compliments her because they apparently have grown bigger. So much disgust.
Blaine's face is a sure indication that I'm not the only one sick of all these boob mentions.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Back to
New York and Santana is busy putting ferrets on her hair when Elliot walks in.
She tells him about her grand plan to ruin Rachel Berry's life and calls her a
Jewish Hillary Clinton. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: inherit;">"Where does Rachel keep her sheet music?"
"Up her butt."<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">When
Santana finds out that Rachel is now staying at Elliot's place, she completely
freaks out and calls Elliot a traitor and you go Elliot when he replies "but I
barely know you." Accurate. He says he needs the money and then Santana
says that Auntie Snix will give him just that.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Blaine
appears as the Dark Feather once again and oh god I am so sick of this. Sam is
right for the first time, Blaine does find whatever excuse to put on that stupid
costume. They launch into a cover of Don't You Forget About Me and it's awesome
because I love Breakfast Club but they do a lot of loser-ish things and I
realize that these actors are literally paid to make fools of themselves. There
are a bunch of things that look fun like the scooters and fire extinguishers
but things get weird when there are weird faces drawn on their mouth. Becky
interrupts them and pushes them to play Twister with them. Becky starts to
become a joke on this show and it was actually even better when she was just a
PSA.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Now we
go to the most disgusting couple in TV history Buttchin and Bambi. I kind of
skipped this part but basically Buttchin is painting the nursery and Bambi
walks in on them and they start singing about having a baby and end up probably
making love. Ew. Pretty irrelevant scene and you realize that the writers are
only giving them more screentime to compensate for the huge amount of money
they pay them.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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the lock in. Blaine walks in on Sam and Tina making out likes such slobs -
there are a lot of walking in on this episode and a bunch of disturbing things
(which happens pretty much in every episode actually). Blaine freaks out and
runs away.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Rachel get
mad because Elliot and Santana are hanging out together and she accuses him of
being a traitor and that Santana got Kurt so she cannot get her new best gay.
They bring their rivalry to a higher level with their rendition of Gloria.
Elliot is pushed into the middle of this performance while Kurt is busy sitting
down and hanging out with table napkins. Elliot quits the band and is enough of
the drama because he just wants to have fun.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Blaine
accuses Tina and Sam for ruining their unforgettable Senior lock in and they
tell him it's no big deal because everyone in the Glee club makes out with each
other, which Blaine doesn't understand because he only likes having occasional
hugs with Kurt and doesn't need anything else. Blaine brings up that he is even
more mad because he wasn't able to go bumper bowling with Artie and Kitty which
he turned down to spend time with Sam and Tina.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Kurt
gives Santana and Rachel the last chance to fix their issues and is quite
unsuccessful, so Kurt kicks them out of the band and he forms a new band with Dani
and Elliot, and that they'll be having a show.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">On to the show. Kurt announces that Pamela Lansbury is gone and someone screams
"what!" Someone actually cares. ???<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Santana
and Rachel can't comprehend why Kurt would rather be in a band with Demi Lovato
and Adam Lambert more than them and that people are actually clapping after their amazing performance. What a shocking
revelation.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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day, the two almost make up-ish over underwears and scented candles. They admit
to not having had any girl friends, Brittany not counting because Santana was
in love with her and Quinn not counting either because she lives an hour away and that they never really thought of
calling her. Really.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Blaine
finally proclaims that he is retiring his cape (Thank God!) and he apologizes to Sam and
Tina for freaking out because people you don't expect to make out happens a LOT
around here (yes, yes it does). Another group hug and this time Artie is
finally welcome to join in as they sing their final number. The other Glee
people act enthusiastically and laugh in the background and you realize that
they didn't even have any speaking lines this whole episode. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">The New
York and Mckinley people sing Hold On and it's probably the only redeeming part
of this episode. It would've been a good way to end the episode but turns out
there's more because we are back to Schuester and Emma. They find out Emma's
pregnant. Oh dear God this cannot go well. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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you really pregnant or just pretending to be?" Schuester asks. And it turns out she really is.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Story of your life,
Buttchin.</span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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I am pretty ashamed to say this, but one of the reasons why I decided to create this blog is because I don't watch too much TV.<br />
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I know that sounds pretty absurd because why would I create a TV blog if I don't watch TV too much? Well, the thing is, I LIKE TV. No I don't just like it, I actually LOVE it.<br />
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But there are just so many other things to do I get distracted and tend to focus on other stuff. I have a lot of hobbies, but I tend to get sidetracked and forget to do things. I'm a horrible multi-tasker and I can be obsessed about one thing at a time, and then another thing the next day. I'm pretty weird that way.<br />
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So, TV! How will having a blog make me become a better TV watcher? Let me give an example. As you all know, I also own <a href="http://geekychiquitas.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Geeky Chiquitas</a>, which is a book blog. I love reading but I used to read only about one book per month when I have school, as I usually got really tired and would spend most of my free time resting. When I opened the book blog, my reading boomed and the books I read per month quickly escalated to about 10 books, even when I did have school. It's only been 2 months, but I'm already into 20 books! Awesome, huh?<br />
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This is the same results I am vying for with my TV blog. I have downloaded a LOT of shows but I haven't started on ANY. My problem with TV is that when I watch a show I get addicted and it's the only show I want to watch! I mean, I can't simply move on to another. And I'm horrible at watching two shows at the same time - which is why I'm never updated. I can't do the thing other people do wherein they watch episodes of different shows every week. It's too confusing for me to keep track of the shows and their showing times. I am much better at marathon-ing a show in one go. That is what I hope to correct with this blog.<br />
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Therefore, I have come up with the <b>10-DAY TV CHALLENGE</b>!<br />
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I have a list of shows which my sister, Jami, has compiled for me. These are the shows which I have to watch in time for their season premieres, and shows which I have to watch just because.<br />
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I have 10 Days to finish each series, regardless of the number of seasons and episodes and running time. And there will be NO CHEATING, and I will be as honest as ever. I will be documenting this challenge by posting updates on what I'm currently watching on this blog every first day and 10th day. This should be fun! :)<br />
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<b>March 6 - March 16: Teen Wolf</b></div>
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<b>March 16 - 26: Orphan Black</b></div>
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<b>March 26 - April 5: Game of Thrones</b></div>
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<b>April 5 - April 15: Community</b></div>
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<b>April 15 - April 25: Misfits</b></div>
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<b>April 25 - May 5: Suits</b></div>
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<b>May 5 - May 15: Sleepy Hollow</b></div>
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<b>May 15 - 25: Arrested Development</b></div>
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You can join in the 10-DAY Challenge too! You don't have to watch the same shows I do, but you can join the fun by dedicating 10 days to finish a show which you have long wanted to see but just didn't have the time. Let me know what shows you're watching! Comment below! :)Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16745543945040540559noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7085289882961629521.post-88004329600467961462014-03-04T22:08:00.000-08:002014-03-11T09:58:16.599-07:00Teen Wolf Recap 3.21 “How I Met Your Nogitsune”<div class="MsoNormal">
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Teen Wolf this week is basically really long, really
convoluted history porn. Although this episode is ways off from the quality of
earlier ones like ‘Riddled’, granted it’s a huge improvement from last week’s
sexy mental hospital debacle, the only redeeming quality of which was Dylan
O’Brien’s butt in sweatpants. Sexy WWII detainment camp works much better. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The episode opens in 1943, with two dudebro soldiers cracking
riddles while getting rid of dead bodies. Classing bonding moment. The
Nogitsune pulls a Jesus and rises up from the pile of dead bodies, shoots one
dudebro, and kills the other by ripping off his head. That’s one way to start
an episode.</span></div>
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head? LOL.”<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Cut to Mr. Yukimura in school on
a Saturday (classic Asian) and is confronted by Nogitsune!Stiles. He looks to
be running on about -123456 hours of sleep and 700% demon fox power, which is
basically what I look like on a good day. Stiles is looking for the knives, the
physical representation of the kitsune’s tails. The nogitsune does this whole
asshole cat syndrome, knocking books off shelves and his weird finger tapping
thing; and when that doesn’t work, tries to make Yukimura talk by choking him
with a fly. “They always talk,” he says. Even when they’re choking on a fly and
physically incapable of speech?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Cut to Kira and Scott, who are
looking at the photo Stiles and Malia found near the Nogitsune’s body. It’s dated
1943, of a woman who looks exactly like Kira. They’re interrupted by Kira’s
father choking on a fly, and rush to school. All’s good when Mrs. Yukimura
feeds her hubby magic mushrooms. Turns out the woman in the photo is actually
Kira’s mother, Noshiko, and she’s about 900 years old. Billions of questions
here. Why did her aging suddenly accelerate after WWII? How does she and Mr.
Yukimura deal with an age gap of 858 years? Why does she look better at 900
than I do at 20? </span></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">She’s so pretty I want
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mother, and Noshiko explains that the blade was shattered the last time it was
used – on the Nogitsune, and she needs Kira’s help to put it back together. Cue a bajillion scenes of
exposition and flashbacks. Noshiko lived in Oak Creek, a Japanese internment
camp during the 1940s. Mr. Yukimura is in on the secret, as he met Noshiko
while trying to find out about the camp.And that’s how you do the thing, HIMYM.
Nine seasons versus 10 seconds worth of exposition.</span></div>
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stealing supplies for her friends, much to the disapproval of an older lady
obsessed with following rules and playing Go (sort of like Japanese Chess). All
the soldiers are total douchebags, except for one, Reese, who Noshiko is
totally dating. They’re super cute, canoodling and butchering French together,
which obviously, is why one of them has to die. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The camp prisoners start getting
sick, except for Noshiko, since apparently Kitsunes are super healthy. There’s not
enough medicine, and pneumonia was a pretty big deal pre-penicillin. Turns out
the camp doctor is pilfering the meds and selling them on the black market. A riot commences, and the Go-obsessed lady
turns out to be a bitten werewolf. She’s aggravated enough by the commotion to
lob a firebomb at Reese, barbecuing him alive. He’s sent to Eichen house to be
treated for burns. Burn victim in Eichen house? Whomp, there it is. </span></div>
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is to kill them all, and even Noshiko is not impervious to dozens of bullets.
Army dudebros try to cover up the incident by piling up all the bodies and
taking them to the desert, including Reese. Enraged but weakened, Noshiko calls
on her kitsune ancestors to summon the Nogitsune, to possess her bodyrain havoc
down on the soldiers and the administration. But since the Nogitsune’s a
trickster prick, he possesses Reese instead, and basically kills everyone.</span><br />
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him, only to find the courtyard littered with dead bodies. She chases the
Nogitsune down into the tunnels, and with the help of Go-lady-werewolf, stabs
him with her katana, shattering it to pieces. As the Nogitsune dies, he exhales
out a fly, which Noshiko captures and puts in a jar, burying it under the
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Once again, super confusing. The thing with the fireflies versus the
normal flies is just a massive plothole. While insects are inherently
disturbing, they can’t really carry an entire plot by themselves. Is the
Nogitsune actually the fly or is it just a manifestation of his power? Are
flies his secret demon minions? If Reese was just another possessed body, why
does the Nogitsune torment Stiles with that form? Or does Jeff Davis just get a kick out of
exploiting classic horror movie tropes?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">This episode is basically the ‘Visionary’
of 3B, with all the exposition and flashbacks. It’s basically a less
titillating episode of Game of Thrones. It’s loads more compelling than Derek’s
never-ending roulette of manpain, but that it partially due to the Kitsune’s
more interesting backstory, and how Arden Cho manages to look boss even when
covered in blood and guts. Still, it’s a an hour’s worth of clunky exposition
about a supporting character’s mom, instead of an hour of Scott and Stiles
cuddling or Derek doing angry pushups in his burned down house. Scott speaks
for everyone when he says, “You didn’t tell us anything.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Basically the whole point of the
8-hour exposition marathon was to drill in the whole Scott must kill his <s>one
true love</s> best friend. She totes
blames Scott, Stiles and Allison for the whole ice bath thing, which
resurrected the Nogitsune. Never mind that she was the one who called it in the
first place. She insists that the only way to save Stiles is to kill him. Remember
the whole ‘change the body’ cure they had going on last episode? Nope? Well,
neither do the writers. Kira basically superglues the katana back together
using her Thunder Kitsune powers of electricity, and off they go to commit
pseudo-fratricide. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">In other news, Sheriff, Chris
Argent and Derek are the broodiest bromance to ever bromance, breaking each
other out of jail, and having serious man talk around an important table for
about 10 minutes. Sheriff finds out that Stiles brain isn’t really broken after
all, the Nogitsune’s really just a douche. They team up, plus Allison and agree
to save Stiles. There’s a really tender/sad moment when Allison breaks down in
the Sheriff’s arms, by far the most realistic reaction to all the shit that’s
been going on in the psychotic town. (NGL, I’m still clinging to the idea that
Allison is also evil/possessed, was waiting for her to go all Roose Bolton on
Sheriff Stilinski.)</span></div>
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his security system; someone’s breaking into his house. It’s Stiles, sitting on
his bed, waving creepily. I never know whether to be turned on or terrified
whenever Nogitsune!Stiles is on screen. Basically, fear boner. So off they go
to Casa Stilinski, and find a chessboard, the same one Stiles used last season
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> It’s all set up like a game, labeled with their names. Derek is king, and one move away from checkmate. It’s either a message from Stiles or a threat from the Nogitsune. The Sheriff pitches the theory that this might be just one sadistic joke, and all they have to do is change the punchline. Makes no sense, but I hope they’re setting up the biggest dad joke of all time.So they go to Derek’s loft, and
seriously, he needs a security system, or at least some locks, because Stiles
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bkjadblkwhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05354342463826153835noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7085289882961629521.post-70684554428900279142014-03-04T08:59:00.001-08:002014-03-04T08:59:15.963-08:00TV Sweet Potatoes KICK OFF POST<div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhg9kWNnz7huHDpWizO_I2N3EB4XkDInqIqh2qJb51Wm1yAfXOUQLXJcrkPSjSvb2Z9VfrqSOU2rR4tnaQETCrM20Q0wXhvG195MVo7xWlTB_BwvmvRCS1hj-OWGVQgxNQ_XrjM9bw4uuk/s640/blogger-image--678234439.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhg9kWNnz7huHDpWizO_I2N3EB4XkDInqIqh2qJb51Wm1yAfXOUQLXJcrkPSjSvb2Z9VfrqSOU2rR4tnaQETCrM20Q0wXhvG195MVo7xWlTB_BwvmvRCS1hj-OWGVQgxNQ_XrjM9bw4uuk/s640/blogger-image--678234439.jpg"></a></div><br></div><div><br></div>TV Sweet Potatoes is an imprint of Geeky Chiquitas, a brand of blogs founded by me, composed of the GCQ main blog (a book blog) and now the newly launched TV blog, TV Sweet Potatoes! :)<div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">I recruited my sister, Jami, who is a big TV junkie, to create this blog with me, and post awesome TV shiz.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">We decided to make this blog as we realized how affected we are about our shows that it's about time we actually wrote about them.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">So what to expect on this blog?</span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Basically: FEELS.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">A lot of sad happy angry feels. We will flail and we will cry and there will be a lot of rants and some sarcasm and maybe a few sweet potatoes as well</span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Oh and of course, we'll post RECAPS and SCREENCAPS and REVIEWS. Forgot to mention that.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Shows to watch out for: Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Teen Wolf, How I Met Your Mother, Parks and Rec, Community, Game of Thrones, Orphan Black, Glee and more!!!</span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Follow us:</span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Twitter: @tvsweetpotatoes; @geekychiquitas</span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Tumblr: tumblr.com/tvsweetpotatoes; tumblr.com/geekychiquitas</span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div><font face="Helvetica Neue Light, HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif">Stay tuned!</font></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16745543945040540559noreply@blogger.com0